I've got a foul mouth, an often awkward and offensive sense of humor. I've got a weakness for confidence and fashion as well as horror movies and fiction. Also, I once shot a bounty hunter in a cantina and fist fought Jimmy Carter.
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  • “ I don’t know what to tell you other than the fact that a giraffe’s heart weighs 22 pounds and that somebody once told me when flies fall in love, their entire brain is rewired to only know loving each other. When one of them dies, their memory becomes blank. I hope you never think about anything as much as I think about waking up next to you during a windstorm at 5 am. ”

    —    (via franki-e)

    (Source: pizzography, via dominicmatthew)

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